But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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