My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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