Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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