let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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