So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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