I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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