How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
i drank out of a bidet.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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