My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I will be naked everywhere
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
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