sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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