You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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