I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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