Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Randomize
