You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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