I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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