Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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