try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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