with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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