Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Randomize
