You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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