By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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