So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
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