what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Is Oprah even human
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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