I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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