sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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