Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
In other news, I just burned my penis
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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