Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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