We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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