how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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