do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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