is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
We have so much sex to catch up on
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
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