hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Is it because I queefed?
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
i need to put some appletini on your dick
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Randomize
