I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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