WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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