Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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