soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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