My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
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