another moral hangover. fuck.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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