he wants to bone in the snuggie
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I just want to make out with him forever
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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