ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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