your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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