you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
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