Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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