I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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