But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
Randomize
