My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
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Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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