im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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