one might say we're banned from that church
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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