Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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