no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I hate your face
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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