Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
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