Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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