Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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