I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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