Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
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